Creepy Robots

The uncanny valley army is on the march.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:32:58 -0500

The uncanny valley army is on the march.

In the future, robots will have prehensile buttocks.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:19:08 -0400

In the future, robots will have prehensile buttocks.

You can no longer count on creepy robots having creepy legs.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:13:41 -0400

You can no longer count on creepy robots having creepy legs.

Asimov’s fourth rule: All walking robots must walk like...

Thu, 10 May 2012 19:32:05 -0400

Asimov’s fourth rule: All walking robots must walk like they have crapped themselves.

As the population ages, Pedobear will have to adapt. (thanks ...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:45:00 -0400

As the population ages, Pedobear will have to adapt. (thanks @golan!)

I’ve never wanted to turn my hand into a face, but...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:19:57 -0400

I’ve never wanted to turn my hand into a face, but i’m glad it’s possible.

This has been a recurring nightmare for me.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:06:44 -0400

This has been a recurring nightmare for me.

This one is actually for killing people.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:05:06 -0400

This one is actually for killing people.

Coming to a rooftop near you.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:04:27 -0400

Coming to a rooftop near you.

Cheetah runs straight out of the Uncanny Valley and into your...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:56:40 -0500

Cheetah runs straight out of the Uncanny Valley and into your nightmares. (Seriously, what is with the backwards legs?)

A robot learning to flip pancakes is both creepy and tasty.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:29:28 -0400

A robot learning to flip pancakes is both creepy and tasty.

Top countries by robot density

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:28:35 -0400

Top countries by robot density

LittleDog, now available in nightmares immediately.

Mon, 24 May 2010 19:33:36 -0400

LittleDog, now available in nightmares immediately.

Imagine a robot, stomping on a face, forever.

Fri, 07 May 2010 16:47:30 -0400

Imagine a robot, stomping on a face, forever.

I refuse to make the obvious joke about this one.

Fri, 07 May 2010 16:44:04 -0400

I refuse to make the obvious joke about this one.

Someday soon, a robot is going to stab the bejeezus out of...

Fri, 07 May 2010 16:41:00 -0400

Someday soon, a robot is going to stab the bejeezus out of somebody. (thanks @golan)

Someday soon somebody is going to get killed by an industrial...

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:39:00 -0400

Someday soon somebody is going to get killed by an industrial laundry robot. Hat tip to @stumm.

Hubo II’s straight-walking legs will help it preceed Asimo...

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:17:24 -0400

Hubo II’s straight-walking legs will help it preceed Asimo out of the Uncanny Valley.

Swarmbots stand by to collect your carcass.

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:32:26 -0400

Swarmbots stand by to collect your carcass.

Six-legged robots shake their cyberbooty.

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:19:15 -0500

Six-legged robots shake their cyberbooty.